Helping priced in headshave

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Helping priced in headshave

ronny9898
As I mentioned is late story I will be getting my head shave again so here is what happened.
Aaj 2 months ho chuke hai takla hoke aur aaj phir se takla hone maan kiya. To same time uthke saloon ke nikal pada, but my bad luck saloon aaj khula hi nahi tha. To phir se ghar ki aur nikalpada. Jaise hi building ke neche paucha to dekha parler wali priya aunty kuch saaman leke neche khadi thi. As a good neighbor maine help offer ki. Unka saaman leke unke ghar per legaya. Jab maine saaman rakhke nikal raha tha to aunty ne rukhne ko kaha aur tea offer ki. Per mana kardiya aur sirf pani manga. Priya aunty ne pani ka glass laya aur mujhe diya. Maine pani pee raha tha ke aunty ne pucha " waise itne subha subha kaha jaarahe the" to maine reply diya " saloon gaya tha per band hai, baad main phir jaunga" tab aunty boli " saloon? Tumhare baal kuch jada bade nahi hai. To saloon kyu gaye?" Ab iska jawab kaise deta per bol hi diya " takla karwana tha" aunty ye sunker thodi der muje ghurti rahi aur phir hass padi aur boli " takla! Kyu baal badane nahi hai? Aur sayed kuch hafto phile hi takla karwaya tha, correct?" Ab phir se fasgaya, samaj nahi aaraha tha kya bolu per akhi bolna hi pada. Maine kaha " haan takla karwaya tha per pata nahi kyu per muje takla hone accha lagta hai, isliye aaj phir se karwana tha per saloon khula hi nahi, warna aaj aapko mera chamakta takla dekhne ko milta" yu sunker aunty phir hass padi aur boli " ok, ek kaam karo 1hour ke baad muje parler milna, kuch kaam hai" aur maine bhi ek acche bacche ke tarah maangaya aur apne ghar chala gaya.
Dekhte hi dekhte 1hour pass hogaya aur main parler ki aur nikal pada. Jaise hi parler ke pass pahucha to dekha priya aunty bhi bas abhi aai hai parler khol rahi hai. To main jake unke pass khada hogaya. Aunty muje dekha smile de aur kaha " ek time pe aaye ho. Chalo ander aao" main bhi unke peche peche ander chala gaya. Ander jake aunty ne lights lagai aur muje chair per baitne ko kaha. Maine phir se bina kuch sawal kiya jake baith gaya. Tab mere paas aai aur baal main haat phirane lagi aur boli " to ye ser saaf karne hai. Pure baal shave kare hai?" Maine thoda confuse hogaya aur bola " haan, pura saaf. Ek chamakta takla karwane walahu". Tab aunty boli " agar takla hi karwana hai to maine kardeti hu. Takla karna haircut se kafi simple hai." Tab maine hickichate hua bola " thanks aunty, per saloon main karwalunga" per aunty kider maanewali, wow boli " come on, takla hi karna hai, main kardeti hu aur waise bhi tumne bhi meri help ki. Ab muje kuch nahi sunna hai, main tumko takla kar rahi bas." Muje kuch samaj nahi aaya kya kahu phir socha takla to waise karwana hai, kya agar saloon abhi bhi band raha. Better hai aunty se hi takla karwadeta hu. To maine aunty se kaha " ok, agar aap karsakti ho to please. Kardejiye mujeko takla" tab auntyne phir se badise smile de aur kaha " agar tum nahi maante to bhi main hi tumko takla karne wali thi" ye kheke wow door lock karne chaligai. Maine puchha door kyu lock rahi ho aap, to boli " ab society ki aurate aur ladkiya aana suru kardegi, unke saamne tumko takla hona hai." Maine haste hue reply kiya " kabhi nahi". Aunty ne door lock kiya aur close ka board lagadiya. Ab aunty ne drawer main se cap nikala aur mere gale per bansiya. Ab wow phir se drawe main kuch dhunbne lagi. Kuch time ke baad unhone drawer se clipper nikala aur mere saamne rakhdiya aur phir se kuch dhundne lagi. Clipper dekha ke maine thoda disapppoint hoga. Muje ustre se takla hona tha. Ab mujese raha nahi gaya aur maine bolpada " aunty muje ustre se takla karwana hai" aunty phir bhi kuch dhund Rahi thi aur dhundte hua boli " pata hai dear, ustra hi dhund Rahi Hu." Aur ye khete khete unko ustra milagaya. Unka ustra kahi alag tha. Ek dum silver colour aur chamkta hua. Unhone wow ustra mere saamne rakha aur boli " to takla du?" Maine bhi haste hua ser hilaya. Aunty ne bhi smile se respond kiya aur pani spray karne lagi aur spray karte hu boli " tumko pata main aksar clipper use karti hu wow bhi styling ke liye per tumhare liye ustra use karungi and trust me, tumhara itna mast takla karungi tum believe nahi karogay" maine bhi kaha " really, aap ko itna accha takla karti ho?" Tab aunty ne kaha " ab tum hi dekhlena" aur ye kheke unhone ustre main blade load ki aur mere samne aagi aur mere niche ke aur jukaya. Per kuch kiya nahi. Unhone ustra rakha aur liquid soap liya mere ser per ragadne lagi. Jab soap lagake hoga tab unhone phir ustra utha aur is baar takla karna suru kardiya. Unhone ustra mere ser ke becho bech rakha aur takla karna suru kiya. Ustra niche ke aur slide karne lagi. Maine baal to shave hoke cape par girte hu dekh raha. Aunty ka haat bahut soft tha aur wow bhaut slowly slowly shave kar rahi thi. Maine takla ho raha mahsus hi nahi horaha tha. Ab mujhe lagraha tha aunty ke haato takla hone ka decision ekdum sahi tha itne main aunty boli " mirror main dekho kaisa hai" maine ser upper kiya aur dekha ki mere upper ka portion pura saaf hochka hai aur side main baal hai, male pattern baldness waloki taraha. Maine kaya " accha hai" ye kheke maine ne phir se ser jhuka diya aur aunty ne ab peche aake peche se ustra ghumana suru kiya. Maine ab peche se takla ho raha tha. Muje baal shave hone ke thodi thodi feeling ho rahi thi. Per aunty ke haath itne smooth the kya batau. Maine kaha " aunty aapke haath bhaut smooth hai. Jab aap takle kiye area per haath ghumati ho to bhaut accha feel hota hai" ye sunker aunty hasspadi aur per ser ker upper portion ke takle per haath phirane lagi. Aisa lag raha aunty bas yuhi mera takla shelati rahe per abtak baki ka ser takla karna tha to unhone haath ruka ker phir se peche se ustra ghumana suru kiya. Takla karte hua aunty boli " tumhara takla kafi accha hai. Mera bas chalta to tumko hamesha takla hi rakhti tab maine reply kiya " aap bas hukam karo, maine apna ser leke haajir hojaunga, phir aap phir se apne smooth haatho se mere ser smooth takla kardena" ye sunker aunty pagalo ki taraha hasane lagi aur jab thodi saant hui to boli " are main majak kar rahi thi, tumko takla rakhne ka mera koi intension nahi hai. Haan, per agar tum chaho to saal me ek ya do baar maine tumko takla kardungi" maine bhi haaste hua " kaha, main bhi mazak kar raha tha. Meri mom muje maar dalegi agar main takla hoke ghumne laga to" ab aunty phir haste hua mere peeche aai jo bache hua baal the wow shave karne lagi. Phir same dono side main bhi. Ab mere ser pura takla ho chuka tha. Thode thode baal mere face aur kuch mere takle per chipke hue the. Aunty ne brush liye aur mere takla dust kita taki jo bhi baal chipke hue the wow nikal jaye aur next face se bhi. Ab maine apne aapko mirror main dekho raha tha aur aunty mere peeche khadi mere takla ko rubb kar rahi thi. Per show kahtam nahi hua tha. Ab aunty ne kuch green gel liye aur mere pure takla per laga diya. Maine ye pheli baar dekha tha to puchpada " aunty ye kya hai?" Aunty mere takla per gel rub karte hua boli " ye baalo main absorve hota hai baad mote hote hai. To ab ye gel tumhare tiny baalo ko mota karengay aur main unko shave karungi" tab pata chala exper headshave kise khete hai. Ab aunty ne mere takla pura cover kardiya hai aur phir se ustra liya mere takla per ragadna suru kardiya. Pata nahi kyu per aunty ke haatho main kuch magic sa tha. Unke haatho se ustra shave hone ka pata hi nahi chalta. Agar unhone muja sleep main takla karne ko try kiya hota to sayed mere naind pura takla hone ke baad hi khulti. Anyways aunty green gel shave karna suru kardiya. Har slide ke baad jab wow gel tissue paper per pochti to mare tiny baalo ka bandal gel me cover hua dekhta. Aisa lag raha tha aunty mere takla apne haato ke taraha smooth karne wali thi. Aunty back or side se pura takla kardiya tha, ab bari samne ki. Aunty ne bade payar se samne se bhi ustra ghumaya aur ab mera takla pheli baar se bhi jada smooth hochuka tha. Aunty ne phir se mere takle per haath phiraya aur jaha jaha unko laga rough hai wala ustra ghumaya aur saaf kiya. Ab mera takla ek dum chikna ho chuka tha. Saloon wali ne bhi itna accha takla nahi kiya tha. Phir aunty ne pani spray kiya aur mere takla wipe kiya. Phir oil se acchi se massage ki. Aunty ne cape khola aur boli " ab 2 hours tak oil wash nahi karna aur bhar bhup me jake apne takle ke chamkti hu selfi send karo" ye sunker mai haspada aur bola " sure, aur agar aapko phir koi help chahiye to batana" ye sunker aunty boli " kyu phir se takla wana hai" hasne lagi. Main bhi hasne laga or bola " haan, aap ke haatho takla hone main bahut maja aaya, phir se hona hai" tab aunty boli " are itna takla karogay to baal kab ugaongay" maine reply kiya " mansoon main. Waise bhi summer bhaut garam hai" tab boli " haan, wo to hai. To next month phir se takla kardungi. Ok" aur mere takle per haath phirane lagi. Aur main bhi bhar gaya aur dhup me jab mere takla chamak raha tha tab apne takle ki ek selfish li aur aunty ko send ki aur within few seconds aunty ka reply aaya " kitna cham raha hai. Lagta meri mehnat rang lai" aur maine bhi reply kiya " haan, kafi rang laai". Jab maine ghar phuca tab mom ne kaha "ye kya phir se takla ab kyu?" Tab maine kaha " bataya to tha dandruff treatment. Aur ek takla karna padega aur waise phi summer hai. Kahi log takle hokar ghumte hai" tab mom mere paas aai aur mere takla ko rub karne lagi boli " is baar kise takla karwaya? Ye phele se bhi safachat hai. Aisa lag raha yeh kabhi baal the hi nahi, jane de jaake fresh hoja" tab maine kaha "nahi, aur thoda time lagega. Medicine lagai hai"
Ye sunker mom ander chali gai.
Ab next month aunty phir se takla karegi. Pata nahi wow experience kaisa hoga?